So, just now, this happened: as I was going up the stairs, saw a lady going down. She looked at me, took out a flier from her handbag, handed it over to me, and with the most nonchalant tone, casually said: "If you're looking to lose your body weight, give me a call."
Hey there, sexy mama. Wanna kill all human?
What - me, lose weight? Well, this has got to be the surest sign. The world is coming to an end!
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